You know how there are some things that you really need to do before you die - things like bungee jumping, riding the rapids, knocking a policeman’s helmet off with a snowball? Well this is one of those experiences! You will notice that my face isn’t on any of the pictures (!!) That isn’t because I am ashamed that I have been made into a piece of art, it’s just that there are some people I would prefer not to explain it to (and plenty more I would prefer didn’t have the opportunity to laugh at my decidedly average sized willy – at least not to my face!) It may not be huge but it is now officially a piece of art and if anyone sees it in my home I am the only one who needs to know who the model was!

“I found it on the internet. Thought it would be useful for hanging my coat on!”, I will say! (Which is fairly close to the truth!)

So what was it like having it done? It must have been really embarrassing!
I can’t deny that I was quite nervous before we began. (I don’t do this every day!) There is no way that I could have maintained an erection in front of complete strangers for any length of time without a bit of medical support….

I popped a little blue Viagra pill half an hour before we began! I knew that all those emails offering cheap Viagra would come in useful one day! But that’s just me. I’m sure others could manage without outside help! However Viagra doesn’t actually give you an erection – it only helps you maintain it when you have one. So the first (and most embarrassing) part was hiding away and getting my little friend up and running! The Viagra then did its job and kept it up long enough for the cast to be taken.

Strangely, once I had emerged and revealed myself at full mast the embarrassment began to ebb away. I don’t know if I expected snorts of laughter or something, but that certainly didn’t happen (although I may have heard a quiet snigger from the friend I brought along!)

The professional attitude of both Ric and Kelly really helped me relax - they just carried on as normal: Ric sorting out the exact “pose” for the cast and Kelly mixing his blue Alginate paste. I became strangely detached from the erect penis in front of me: it was now a piece of art, being set up to create the best cast.

How long did you have to “keep it up”?

Not as long as I thought I would have to! The Alginate sets in four or five minutes but as body heat sets it off more quickly the Alginate next to the skin sets first. If you start to “deflate” after a couple of minutes the cast will still be fine. The blue Alginate sets like rubber. The plaster that is put on top of the Alginate is just to make the cast more rigid. The Alginate is already set when this is put on.

Preparing for the cast:

If you have your genitals in the cast you really do need to either shave or crop the hair very short. This isn’t such a big deal these days: most women seem to trim or shave their pubic hair and this is becoming more popular with men now too, so if you aren’t shaved you can have a cast and become trendy at the same time! That’s about it really – not much preparation! I also asked a friend to come along to take some photos for me. She is now the only friend I have who has seen me at “full mast”! …and all credit to her for only quietly sniggering and not rolling around on the floor, waving her arms and legs around while laughing hysterically! As it happens she was a real star and agreed to “lend a hand” to make the cast much better! As she said, she only agreed because the whole thing was so (surprisingly) non-sexual. It wasn’t just me that was put at ease by Ric and Kelly!

Her next challenge will be to keep a straight face when we meet again! My next challenge will be to find a policeman with a big hat when it is snowing….